Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage. Ernie also plans to prohibit death, making the act of dying illegal. All individuals who break this law will be fined.

Ernie thinks that everyone should work and will ensure that there is a 0% unemployment rate in the United States. The federal government will hire old, retired men and women to yell at teenagers until they get a job. This will ensure that all people can find employment or face incessant nagging.

Ernie will pass an executive order on his first day of office outlawing all Political Action Committees (PACs). As a result, political contributions will also be ended effectively taking money out of politics. The final step of Ernie’s plan is to reform elections entirely by ending them.

The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.

Human-Centered Capitalism is the practice of putting people before profits and measuring the economy in a way that serves humans rather than corporations. Ernie believes the economy should be purposed with serving human needs and profit should never be the number one goal.

As an experienced politician, Ernie knows that Washington is filled with corruption. Ernie prioritizes dismantling the government to fulfill only bare bones functions. This includes the end of political parties, the dissolution of Congress, and the disbandment of the Supreme Court. 

Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation. This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.

Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly. 

Ernie’s plan calls for free college and full forgiveness of college debt. All citizens of the United States should have the fundamental right to an education at all levels.College in America should be all inclusive, similar to the business model of Sandals.

Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.