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Ernie's Policy Platform
Ernie's Policy Platform
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
Climate Change
Ernie cites the most important part of his plan is for everyone to just chill out. If more people just took a moment to calm down then there would be fewer greenhouse gases in the air. Ernie will institute a mandatory “vibe-check” once daily. The “vibe check” will force Americans to check their vibe and adjust accordingly.
Healthcare
Ernie believes the government must provide Americans with 100% healthcare coverage at zero cost. Americans should not live in fear of getting sick and not having medical coverage.
Economy
Ernie wants to revitalize the nation's economy. Taxes have long been a hindrance on economic growth which is why Ernie vows to abolish all taxation.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
This plan also aims to dismantle all monetary systems to allow the American public to barter goods rather than be oppressed by money.
Foreign Policy
Ernie is an old man, and that's why he believes that there should be no countries for old men. Ernie’s vision includes embracing the global community under one government which treats its citizens with universal respect, but Ernie accepts that this is not likely to happen.
Equality
The single most divisive factor between Americans is between those who can operate forklifts and those that cannot. Ensuring equality of all people is an important priority for Ernie which is why he promises to give every American a forklift operating license.
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